Friday Funny

Funny Friday

One Sunday morning, I got up and was looking through the paper reading the death notices (it always amazes me that people die in alphabetical order); and, lo and behold, there was my name. I thought, I wonder if the deacons have seen it.

I got on the phone and called one of them and said, "Have you read the morning paper yet?"

He said, "Yes sir."

I said, "Did you see my name in the death notices?"

He said, "Yes, I did. Where are you calling from?"

Funny Friday

Three men were in the hospital waiting room. The nurse came in and said, "Mr. Brown, you are the father of twins."

"Now wouldn't you just know it," Mr. Brown said. "I work for the Minnesota Twins."

A little later, the nurse came back and said, "Mr. Green, you are the father of triplets."

"Well, wouldn't you just know it," said Mr. Green. "I work for 3M."

When the nurse came back, the third guy was putting on his jacket.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"I'm leaving," the man said. "I work at the 7-Up bottling plant!"