Funny Friday

Three men were in the hospital waiting room. The nurse came in and said, "Mr. Brown, you are the father of twins."

"Now wouldn't you just know it," Mr. Brown said. "I work for the Minnesota Twins."

A little later, the nurse came back and said, "Mr. Green, you are the father of triplets."

"Well, wouldn't you just know it," said Mr. Green. "I work for 3M."

When the nurse came back, the third guy was putting on his jacket.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"I'm leaving," the man said. "I work at the 7-Up bottling plant!"

You Don't Want This Child? Right to Life Sunday

You're having a baby;

How perfectly grand!

They bring more joy

Than houses or land.

What? An abortion?

You don't want this child?

This innocent babe

So helpless and mild?

It's just a "thing" yet;

You don't want it, you say.

But you're wrong, so wrong,

And someday you will pay.

This gift is from God. 

He entrusts it to you

To love and to guide

Into "life anew."

Please search your heart

For any love at all

For this tiny infant

So frail and small.

There're thousands of women

In the world, you must know

Who'll never give birth

To a child, and so

Think of them if you can

As you think on this act.

But if you can't, 

Please remember this fact:

Abortion is murder, 

Clear and plain.

What's reasonable to you,

Seems to us, insane.

What kind of answer—

What will you say

When you stand before God

On His Judgment Day?

Think of it now—

Of the answer you'll give

About the baby He gave, 

And you denied it to live.

—Audrey A. Hill