Funny Friday

One Sunday morning, I got up and was looking through the paper reading the death notices (it always amazes me that people die in alphabetical order); and, lo and behold, there was my name. I thought, I wonder if the deacons have seen it.

I got on the phone and called one of them and said, "Have you read the morning paper yet?"

He said, "Yes sir."

I said, "Did you see my name in the death notices?"

He said, "Yes, I did. Where are you calling from?"